tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18284059801232896062024-02-06T22:15:39.166-08:00PATATUELASFrases Magistrales para picar entre horasUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-63869185613612860822009-03-30T15:33:00.000-07:002012-01-26T04:18:17.141-08:00<div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #a64d79; color: #444444;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #134f5c;">Laura (hablando de patatas asadas)</span></div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #134f5c;">26.02.008</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-54002121699402425462009-02-11T17:16:00.000-08:002012-01-26T04:34:00.017-08:00<b><br />
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<b>"Pa mí que dijo que la última vez que fué era la última vez que iba"</b><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">Rocío y el viaje de su padre a Marruecos</span></div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">22.01.009</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-14707101172724751682008-11-30T05:11:00.000-08:002012-01-26T04:34:37.705-08:00<b><br />
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<b>SALVI: ¿Alemán? ¡Con razón! </b><br />
<b> Yo "slipi-slipi", y no se eslipaba...</b><br />
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<div align="right"></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">Salvi Calvente</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">(Intentando dormir a unos burrachos en El Turro, Granada)</span></div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">18.10.08</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-3664078256201433822008-10-16T06:35:00.000-07:002012-01-26T04:35:00.725-08:00<b>¡Deja en paz a esa pobre naranja!</b><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">Zeljko (en la cafetería)</span></div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">2.06.008</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-68808126950534051962008-10-16T06:30:00.001-07:002012-01-26T04:35:27.010-08:00<div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"><b>Hazlo tú con el coño</b></div><div align="left"></div><div align="right"><br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">Cristóbal Marín de Haro, </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">eludiendo al "Barrio de la Trinidad"</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">19.06.008</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-32509107060507356612008-10-16T05:06:00.000-07:002008-10-16T05:07:27.870-07:00El mensaje es claro<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh5fdIcb5lZwR5bbxTJHjfa9LgJtXEeGyot0CeAz2uWmDB3079HS2FoG5FF4M0HJs1K1Yn-Yr9a2imowFOfhD6drxwf-qxBxSrAUFxL_PkGFzpW4ySpFI3edKRVsA-QKTSeDQE_aKwS9JZ/s1600-h/Me+cago+en...jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257722169111677394" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh5fdIcb5lZwR5bbxTJHjfa9LgJtXEeGyot0CeAz2uWmDB3079HS2FoG5FF4M0HJs1K1Yn-Yr9a2imowFOfhD6drxwf-qxBxSrAUFxL_PkGFzpW4ySpFI3edKRVsA-QKTSeDQE_aKwS9JZ/s320/Me+cago+en...jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-51550626381060056102008-03-31T07:00:00.000-07:002012-01-26T04:35:53.963-08:00<b><br />
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<b>Desde que te operaron...</b><br />
<b>¿A tí cuántos megapíxeles te pusieron en los ojos?</b><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">Jose Carlos </span></div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">5.12.007</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-66598152282557109912008-03-12T17:46:00.000-07:002008-11-13T14:56:00.333-08:00Atracadores de Inodoros<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgymySgHHbZtbIJizoAQ6gC4wWLzjyExz4hVq6jWY7OT27dfHCGUIa9Wv1Ks3x9OmU0viexdcxiQNhNyv5c8fM-XpwU_XNXWFcEL6xbWz3nWs9CDAmk4v1gDABhpjJJNmlVCON7EFfXuuN/s1600-h/Atracadores+de+inodoros.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5177021712002269634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgymySgHHbZtbIJizoAQ6gC4wWLzjyExz4hVq6jWY7OT27dfHCGUIa9Wv1Ks3x9OmU0viexdcxiQNhNyv5c8fM-XpwU_XNXWFcEL6xbWz3nWs9CDAmk4v1gDABhpjJJNmlVCON7EFfXuuN/s320/Atracadores+de+inodoros.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-84109149149823884022008-03-12T17:34:00.000-07:002012-01-26T04:36:14.751-08:00Cómo funciona un baño turco<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><br />
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<b>Mientras saliendo,</b><br />
<b>el otro entrando.</b><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">Yung</span></div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">1.03.007</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-88686120279207302792008-03-12T17:31:00.000-07:002012-01-26T04:36:34.847-08:00Como ir a un baño turco<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><br />
</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>P: ¿Vamos desnudos?</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Y: En autobús</b></div><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #134f5c;">Po y Yung<br />
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<b>CH: De vez en cuando aparece una cucaracha...</b><br />
<b>D: ¡la vecina del 5º!</b><br />
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<div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Charo y David</span></div></div><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">25.02.007</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-84594930821100705302008-03-12T17:24:00.000-07:002012-01-26T04:38:44.447-08:00<b><br />
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<b>N: yo estoy mal de la garganta</b><br />
<b>C: Te equivocas, Nandín. Tú estás mal de la cabeza y eso te afecta a la garganta.</b><br />
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<div align="right"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Cati y Nandín</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">25.12.006</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1828405980123289606.post-55630791580699052582008-03-12T17:00:00.000-07:002012-01-26T04:39:26.964-08:00En la consulta del traumatólogo...<b><br />
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<b>MADRE: Ponte bien la cabeza</b><br />
<b>HIJO: ¡Joder, déjame ya en paz, coño!</b><br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #134f5c;">21.02.006</span></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com